I thought I would start off with some of my favorite Halloween funny jokes - actually most of them are groans rather than roars of laughter - but perhaps that’s more appropriate for Halloween anyway! Most of them go back to my childhood when the Slime family would sit round the Cauldron waiting for the Pumpkin Soup to get hot
Susy Slime’s Top Ten Halloween Funny Jokes
What do skeletons say before sitting down to Supper? Bone Appetite!
What’s a ghost’s favorite fruit? BOOberries!
Where do Mummies go on Holiday? The Dead Sea
Why don’t witches ride their brooms when they’re mad? Because they would fly off the handle
What’s a Monster’s favourite bean? A Human Bean
What happened when the Werewolf swallowed a watch? He got ticks
What’s a skeleton’s favourite musical instrument? A tromBONE
What did the skeleton say to the vampire? You Suck!
Where does a ghost go on a Saturday night? Anywhere he can BOOgie
And my personal favorite
Why do ghouls and demons always go out together? Because demons are a ghoul’s best friend!
You can’t beat the old ones… I’d love to hear your favorites too
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